I'm currently reading Pasha Kovalev's autobiography. He grew up in Siberia and his parents worked at a factory making atomic submarines and fighter jets. There is now no part of me that does not believe the dancing thing is a cover for him being some sort of assassin. He could always kill people with his thighs.

( Pashaaaaa )

Group of small boys on train just now:

"No, right, you have to sniff crack off a mirror."
"No you don't. Where'd you learn that?"
"I learnt it on Peep Show."
"Peep Show's not necessarily right though."
"If it's got David Mitchell on, it should be."

My favourite bit from Doctor Who last night?

( The ship is ours, m'lady )

( voiceover!man needs a job! )

~ Simon Cowell, talking about One Direction.

This may well be relevent to the interests of bellap74 and honeyfitz:

Aiden went on to say that he’d been comforted by fellow competitor Matt Cardle and hoped that he would continue in the music business. “Last night I had a bit of a sob with Matt, but I'll get over it,” he said.
(From here.)Also, you know you've been ( Read more... )

So Stormbreaker was on yesterday, and a couple of things occurred to me. Because I am a child.

( 3 pointless macros )

Bwah hah hah haha

I already posted this on Twitter, but I'm sticking it here too because I'm a child and it amuses me.

I'd already decided Cumberbatch = Amstell, but couldn't figure out who Freeman reminded me of. Then it came to me. Jeff Randall, as played by Bob Mortimer...

@mrchrisaddison Thank God they chose to go with a picture of the castle. http://bit.ly/9IEF0a

So I clicked. And thought - wait, that's Pendennis. And then read the article. And now I'm crying with laughter...

Just made these for uk_lolitics. Because I am a child...

( MACROTIEMZ )